gingerelfandpuppydwarf:

fidefortitude:

fidefortitude:

Everyone who reblogs this

EVERY SINGLE ONE

Will get a shitty 1 sentence fanfic in their inbox determined by your recent reblogs

So if you reblogged Kevin Tran and a dalek recently

YOU GET KEVIN/DALEK ROMCOM FANFIC

If you just posted some Sherlock and Hannibal

THEY HAVE A DANCE OFF MOTHAFUCKAS

Shitty fanfics, at your door, no questions asked.

Reblog away!

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When I say shitty fanfics

mean shitty fanfics motherfuckers

bring it

Ahahaha

(Reblogged from bad-wolf-no-more)

the-exercist:

"Passing the Bechdel Test"

Songs that  1. Include at least one female vocalist 2. Who sings to another woman (or implied female audience) 3. About something besides a man

Girl on Fire - Alicia Keys feat. Nicki Minaj // Pop Goes the World - Gossip // Electric Lady - Janelle Monae // I Was an Island - Alicia Weiss // I Wanna Dance With Somebody - Glee Cover // Let Me Blow Ya Mind - Eve feat. Gwen Stefani // Rosie - Daisy Dares You // Me Against the Music - Britney Spears feat. Madonna // Take Me or Leave Me - Rent // You’re the Reason - Victoria Justice // Trouble - Neon Jungle // I Know, I Know, I Know - Tegan and Sara // Raise Your Glass - P!nk // Baddy Girl - M.I.A. // Women’s Suffrage (Bad Romance Parody) - Soomo Publishing // Hollywood - Marina and the Diamonds // Rebel Girl - Bikini Kill // Crazy - Au Reservoir Simone // For Good - Wicked // October Song - Amy Winehouse // Girlfriend - Icona Pop // Q.U.E.E.N. - Janelle Monae // Smile - Vitamin C // Fireball - Willow Smith feat. Nicki Minaj // When’s She Coming Home - The Ditty Bops

Total time = 1 hour 31 minutes

Click here to visit 8tracks and hear the mix. 

No “All The Things She Said”???

(Reblogged from backonpointe)

What do we say to the god of death?

  • Persephone: knock knock
  • Hades: who's there?
  • Persephone: it's September hope you're ready to bang like a screen door in a hurricane
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Elie Saab - Spring Summer 2014

The noise I made should never have come out of my mouth in a professional environment, but just looking at this is probably worth losing my job

(Source: henrikzetterbergs)

(Reblogged from jiinsy)

mark9-jaeger-kaiju-gesundheit:

Canon Fodder- Fished Out
by LillyKitten

I laughed way harder than I should have.

(Reblogged from mark9-jaeger-kaiju-gesundheit)

Gonna need some aloe for that burn, dude

(Reblogged from textsfromsuperheroes)

insaneandpoetic:

thelovelinessoftheatre:

If you are in the New York City area and you aren’t taking advantage of live theatre, then here’s a message for you from all of us in the 49 other states: we hate you.

Dude, a message from the world.

Dude, the theater is fucking expensive and most of us are at our jobs too much trying to make ends meet in this crazy place so come visit and go if you want but quit your bitching

(Source: lovelytheatrepeople)

(Reblogged from bad-wolf-no-more)

What To Do When Your Boyfriend’s Asshole Best Friend Says, “Hey, Never Trust Anything That Bleeds For Seven Days And Doesn’t Die,
Right?”
OR The Only Poem I’ll Ever Write About Periods.

Don’t excuse him because he’s had
at least three lite beers
and is sweating through his black button down
that his mom or exgirlfriend
probably bought him.
Don’t excuse him because he’s been turned down
by the last six girls he went on dates with
after meeting them on tindr
with a picture that’s seven years old
Don’t excuse him because
he’s usually such a nice guy
because you don’t want to be a bitch
because you don’t want to cause a scene
because when you were seventeen
your sister told you
no one likes an angry feminist

Tell him,
Hey, Asshole:
Let me explain something to you.
Every goddamn motherfucking month since I was eleven,
a part of me
tore itself to shreds
ripped itself apart inside me
and then remade itself.

So yes, I bleed for seven days
and I don’t die
You know what else can do that?
Gods.
Immortal beings.
Things of legend.
Fuck, I can even
create life.

So I say, never trust anything that can’t
bleed for seven days and not die.
You know what that makes it?
Weak
Fallible
Mortal.
So let’s see, hon,
What you’re made of.
If you can bleed for seven days
and not die.

Rip out his jugular with your teeth.
And when he bleeds for seven seconds
and dies,
spit on his corpse and say,
I thought not.

Katherine Tucker (via butnotinlove)

GODDAMN.

(Source: determined-in-slc)

(Reblogged from bad-wolf-no-more)

Anonymous said: Hey I have been following Your blog for a while but I noticed you use a lot of unnecessary swear words in your posts. Could you please cut back on that? If you don't I'll have to un-follow you. Thanks! :)

bad-wolf-no-more:

edens-blog:

shit piss motherfucker cock slapping tit lickers jizz in my asshole fucking cum guzzling hob-knocker dick juggling ass farting pusSY GARBLING SHIT SLAPPING COCK BULLSHIT QUEEF IN MY BUTTHOLE ASSCRACK SHIT MOTHERFUCKER ASS TITS CUNT COCK MOTHERFUCKER SHIT ASS TITS MOTHERFUCKING SHIT CUM ON AN EGG

Wow. What kind of fucking douchecanoe tries to impose rules for what you’re allowed to say on your own blog? Anonymously, no less? Do you really think you hold that much god damn influence, that it’s going to be a world-ending catastrophe if you unfollow someone? Get the fuck over yourself. Fuck.

On an egg.

On…an…egg…

On an egg.

Wow.

(Reblogged from bad-wolf-no-more)

Fuck today. #mermaid #angry #toothache #cranky #grumpyfins