I just want a hysterectomy.

I am so goddamn sick of all the blood.  Everywhere.  It’s pissing me off. 

Take this shit out of me, I am never going to use it and it is driving me crazy

ionaonie:

gailsimone:

fuckyeahdcu:

Close-Ups on Detail of Gal Gadot’s Wonder Woman costume for Batman vs Superman: Dawn of Justice

Okay, the heels are weird.

But I am pretty encouraged. This looks like a Wonder Woman who kicks ass.

It is SO important to SO many people that they get this right. I hope they understand the responsibility they have to people, not just women, all over the world.

The heels are weird, but wedges are definitely better than pretty much any other option apart from flats of some kind. 

#or maybe they’re more stable to fight in
#because have you ever tried to fight or run in heels #I have #and let me tell you it’s a bitch #so +1 to DC for practicality

(Reblogged from jiinsy)

gingerelfandpuppydwarf:

fidefortitude:

fidefortitude:

Everyone who reblogs this

EVERY SINGLE ONE

Will get a shitty 1 sentence fanfic in their inbox determined by your recent reblogs

So if you reblogged Kevin Tran and a dalek recently

YOU GET KEVIN/DALEK ROMCOM FANFIC

If you just posted some Sherlock and Hannibal

THEY HAVE A DANCE OFF MOTHAFUCKAS

Shitty fanfics, at your door, no questions asked.

Reblog away!

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When I say shitty fanfics

mean shitty fanfics motherfuckers

bring it

Ahahaha

(Reblogged from bad-wolf-no-more)

the-exercist:

"Passing the Bechdel Test"

Songs that  1. Include at least one female vocalist 2. Who sings to another woman (or implied female audience) 3. About something besides a man

Girl on Fire - Alicia Keys feat. Nicki Minaj // Pop Goes the World - Gossip // Electric Lady - Janelle Monae // I Was an Island - Alicia Weiss // I Wanna Dance With Somebody - Glee Cover // Let Me Blow Ya Mind - Eve feat. Gwen Stefani // Rosie - Daisy Dares You // Me Against the Music - Britney Spears feat. Madonna // Take Me or Leave Me - Rent // You’re the Reason - Victoria Justice // Trouble - Neon Jungle // I Know, I Know, I Know - Tegan and Sara // Raise Your Glass - P!nk // Baddy Girl - M.I.A. // Women’s Suffrage (Bad Romance Parody) - Soomo Publishing // Hollywood - Marina and the Diamonds // Rebel Girl - Bikini Kill // Crazy - Au Reservoir Simone // For Good - Wicked // October Song - Amy Winehouse // Girlfriend - Icona Pop // Q.U.E.E.N. - Janelle Monae // Smile - Vitamin C // Fireball - Willow Smith feat. Nicki Minaj // When’s She Coming Home - The Ditty Bops

Total time = 1 hour 31 minutes

Click here to visit 8tracks and hear the mix. 

No “All The Things She Said”???

(Reblogged from backonpointe)

What do we say to the god of death?

  • Persephone: knock knock
  • Hades: who's there?
  • Persephone: it's September hope you're ready to bang like a screen door in a hurricane
(Reblogged from bad-wolf-no-more)
Elie Saab - Spring Summer 2014

The noise I made should never have come out of my mouth in a professional environment, but just looking at this is probably worth losing my job

(Source: gam-ora)

(Reblogged from jiinsy)

mark9-jaeger-kaiju-gesundheit:

Canon Fodder- Fished Out
by LillyKitten

I laughed way harder than I should have.

(Reblogged from mark9-jaeger-kaiju-gesundheit)

Gonna need some aloe for that burn, dude

(Reblogged from textsfromsuperheroes)

insaneandpoetic:

thelovelinessoftheatre:

If you are in the New York City area and you aren’t taking advantage of live theatre, then here’s a message for you from all of us in the 49 other states: we hate you.

Dude, a message from the world.

Dude, the theater is fucking expensive and most of us are at our jobs too much trying to make ends meet in this crazy place so come visit and go if you want but quit your bitching

(Source: lovelytheatrepeople)

(Reblogged from bad-wolf-no-more)

What To Do When Your Boyfriend’s Asshole Best Friend Says, “Hey, Never Trust Anything That Bleeds For Seven Days And Doesn’t Die,
Right?”
OR The Only Poem I’ll Ever Write About Periods.

Don’t excuse him because he’s had
at least three lite beers
and is sweating through his black button down
that his mom or exgirlfriend
probably bought him.
Don’t excuse him because he’s been turned down
by the last six girls he went on dates with
after meeting them on tindr
with a picture that’s seven years old
Don’t excuse him because
he’s usually such a nice guy
because you don’t want to be a bitch
because you don’t want to cause a scene
because when you were seventeen
your sister told you
no one likes an angry feminist

Tell him,
Hey, Asshole:
Let me explain something to you.
Every goddamn motherfucking month since I was eleven,
a part of me
tore itself to shreds
ripped itself apart inside me
and then remade itself.

So yes, I bleed for seven days
and I don’t die
You know what else can do that?
Gods.
Immortal beings.
Things of legend.
Fuck, I can even
create life.

So I say, never trust anything that can’t
bleed for seven days and not die.
You know what that makes it?
Weak
Fallible
Mortal.
So let’s see, hon,
What you’re made of.
If you can bleed for seven days
and not die.

Rip out his jugular with your teeth.
And when he bleeds for seven seconds
and dies,
spit on his corpse and say,
I thought not.

Katherine Tucker (via butnotinlove)

GODDAMN.

(Source: determined-in-slc)

(Reblogged from bad-wolf-no-more)